I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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