I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
