never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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