nut hugger
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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