we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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