I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
