so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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