"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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