Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I need to align my fucking chakras
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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