Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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