Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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