I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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