If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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