I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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