Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
There are leaves in my underwear?
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