guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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