Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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