You really coming over, don't trick.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
the day after is always just damage control
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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