The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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