so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Im part way to drunk.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
