I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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