quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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