did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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