you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just cropdusted the office
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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