"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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