did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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