WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
