Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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