I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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