rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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