I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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