I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
