ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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