As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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