Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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