Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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