im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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