So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
