I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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