i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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