I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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