If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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