I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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