Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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