He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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