I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
