It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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