is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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