if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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