Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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