maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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