He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
