Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Randomize
