Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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