His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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