return my video game
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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