How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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