Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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