Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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