My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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